John Stax is an author, a master of words, and a notorious avoider of writing bios for his books. He has also discovered that writing third-person bios about himself gives him godlike power, which he will absolutely use irresponsibly.

Raised by feral books and caffeine, he spends his time crafting worlds, wrangling sentences, and wondering why spellcheck hates him.

When not writing, he enjoys pretending he knows what he’s doing and giving dramatic, knowing nods at inanimate objects.